funnytwittertweets:

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@2 years ago with 37687 notes

time-on-my-side:

bmarvels:

abandoned-as-mustard:

breyito:

g3ncyho3:

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

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character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

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Originally posted by ladiesloveteddywestside

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

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Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

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Originally posted by nootvanlis

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

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Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

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@2 years ago with 572884 notes

sheikh-that-ass:

we could sit in a car for 2 hours and talk about life, and that’s a date right there

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@2 years ago with 72796 notes

goldfeesh asked:

A pig orgasm can last thirty minutes

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

notaduck32:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

incorrect a domestic pig orgasm lasts 30 minutes on average, but can continue for as long as 90 minutes

damn, police have it good…

i am SCREECHING thank you

@2 years ago with 4968 notes

so we all know Saint!Food is very real. and i’ve just had the thought, what if Saint feeds Zee a lot because he wants to share what he loves with who he loves? 🥺 just Saint and his two favorites: Zee and Food.

@3 years ago with 17 notes
#ZaintSee #ZeeSup #whyrutheseries 
@3 years ago with 5662 notes

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Honestly. the more people I meet who went to Harvard, the lower my opinion of it as an educational institution.

Just to clarify, it’s not that I think that it’s a *bad* university! It’s clearly quite good. But the thing is that the alumni that I know don’t seem to be appreciably more knowledgeable or any more skillful thinkers than people who did their education entirely at public unis. They are, however, vastly more employable, especially in elite, high-paying positions, **even when they only have a bachelor’s degree**. And that’s what gets at the heart of the problem: the primary role of places like Harvard isn’t to educate; it’s to gatekeep membership in the elite. The Ivies in general are primarily about rich people scratching each other’s balls.

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@2 years ago with 17978 notes

smeliots:

wereralph:

mexicanesecat:

okay-maybe-its-anti:

juneelite:

When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥

This is what I should think when they say “Boys will be boys”

Wholesome content~ xD

he really fucked the shit out of that violin

this is what real ny is about tbh

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jupiterswhore:
“i want this on my grave
”

jupiterswhore:

i want this on my grave

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ineffablebadwolf:

thexfiles:

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she’s never apologized to you*

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn’t even happen

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@3 years ago with 123779 notes

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@3 years ago with 6087 notes